It’s hard to imagine such a time
Where no sense would make this rhyme
A time before the friend request
Everyone did crave best
When people called to talk
Now we all just stalk
We all have our favorite friends
We hope these bonds will never end
But what about these countless others
Their thoughts upon our screen smothers
Oh hey what’s up? Text me I’m bored!!!
Oh look LeBron just scored!!!
He sucks another one must add
The Heat are just a fading fad
These posts go on and on and on
Filling infinity and beyond
Are they there to fill a void?
Even though we are constantly annoyed
To see their stupid thoughts appear
Or watch them down that ice cold beer
What then have we become?
What’s the meaning of our sum?
Instead of playing hoops outside
We wonder why our virtual pet has died
Why hangout with just one or two
It’s so easy to creep on a slew
To see what Mary Ann just said
OM, she’s dating Ned!!??
Tell Jim him the joke?
Nah I’m too scared, I’ll just poke
What’s the point? It’s easy fun
Talking’s so hard on everyone
It’s like a fetish one must inject
A block of time our schedule must respect
For he checks it every day and night
She likes to see the angry couples fight
Or see what pointless banter lies
On the screen for one’s sickly eyes
Instinctively they all login
Even before said day begin
At last the posts come charging through
UPDATE!! UPDATE!!! Tell me what’s new!!
Then it ends and begins again
As if it were all pretend
I am not sure what drives this craze
The minds of youth are a tangled maze
I do know one thing for sure
This is a site that has no cure
No drug can be engineered
To calm this blight it is feared
It is hard to remember such a time
When no sense would make this rhyme